Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.
(original gif [x])
This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.
Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own clumsiness against them.
god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE LEGEND THAT STARTED IT ALL.
I SPIT MY TEA WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS
This reminds me of the time i bought the Crazy Frog CD when i was in primary school and this resulted in having a whole P.E lesson spent dancing to this song….
thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.
So I liked this version of Flash Thompson a lot better than the one in the 2002 Spider-Man because he had humanizing moments like this one instead of being a two-dimensional jock stereotype.
at the end flash is almost holding his hands, not in a slash way, but in a i get it man, i understand kind oh way and it always makes my insides kinda shimmy
Also, IIRC, every incarnation of Flash in the comics was physically abused by his father. This is a big part of why Flash was a bully.
His going “Feels better?” is because Flash of all people knows that lashing out at someone else can make your own pain seem less bad for a while.
i applaud all of the above comments
Thank you for being wonderful people