a man types his facebook status.
"Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!"
fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.
their penises have all vanished.
it is December 1.
No D December has begun.
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
Wait, are we talking about lamps or TITANS?
Depressed Keanu reeves is the figurine everyone should have
1990 was 23 years ago…. let that sink in
One of the artists I work with sent me this asking ‘did you make this’
I can’t fucking breathe
I HAVE WATCHED THIS EARLIER IN THE DAY AND I CAN SAY THIS CHANGED MY LIFE
3d animation everybody
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLLY
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDMAMIT
|Song: no one asked for this|
|Artist: absolutely no one asked for this|
|Album: im sorry|
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